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I must be hormonal.
Question 1: Have you ever had one of those days where no matter what clothing you put on, you felt like you looked like the Michelin Man in a wetsuit? Question 2: Why do diets always involve denying...
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Speaking of exercise….
I decided it was time to take my greyhounds out for a walk yesterday. No, not the canine variety. The shoes, Occasional Reader, the shoes! And let me tell you, they’re bloody heavy! Seriously, by the...
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Annoying ambulations
God, I hate exercise! Unfortunately there comes a time in a fatty’s life where he has to make a choice between exercise and giving up. That time has arrived for this fatty. Diet can only achieve so...
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There’s definite shrinkage.
As you well know, Occasional Reader, I’m waddling walking religiously in a quest to speed up the weight loss. In the last seven days, I have walked 40km, and eaten 6 tuna, cheese and beetroot...
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Pop go the shoes… and my taste buds… and my top button.
I went to dinner with a friend last night and finally got to wear the shirt that upset me so on New Year’s Eve. The trousers I paired the shirt with were a great match colour wise and I could have...
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Oh dear God, please stop the memories!
It turns out that time in the Navy all those years ago gave me something besides crabs and barely contained alcoholism. It also gave me an inner Drill Sergeant. I was once again subjecting myself to...
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The fastest goat on the planet.
I went out for dinner last night with a friend, and Indian food was on the menu. Which wasn’t exactly surprising, considering we were sitting in an Indian restaurant. Normally I quite like Cuisine a la...
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Hope springs anew!
Why is it that something I so fervently despise, is so bloody beneficial to me? You all know by now about my reluctant participation in my diet and exercise regime. I still hate it with a passion, and...
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Very confuzzling!
As most of you are aware, I subjected myself to a ridiculous diet and exercise regime earlier in the year. As much as I don’t want to admit that exercising helped me lose a significant amount of...
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